I'm Sorry, You're Going to Do What to Frosty?

**Warning!** Contains Immature Juvenile Humor!


Me: Jack, do you want to go out and play in the snow?
Jack: Yes! I want to go dick the snow!
Me: Excuse me, what?
Jack: I want to dick a snowman!
Me: Uhhhh...
(Kate enters the room)
Kate: Jack, do you need your shovel to dig?
Jack: Yes, I gonna use my shovel to dick the snow.
Me: Oohhh, you're going to dig in the snow.
Jack: Yes, dick the snow.

Then when we were outside, Jack yelled, "I wanna play in the yellow snow!"
The boy has a lot to learn...