Friday, January 29, 2010

The World According to Jack

I haven't done a post of Jack humor in a long while...
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(Overheard while playing in Jack's kitchen)

Jack: Here's your Psghetti, Daddy!
Me: Mmm, can I have a fork?
Jack: No, no fork.
Me: Can I have some cheese on it?
Jack: No, there's no cheese.
Me: No cheese and no fork? What kind of restaurant is this?
Jack: McDonalds.

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(I can't remember if I already told this one or not, so sorry.)

Jack had a coughing fit that caused him to throw up.

Me: Poor boy, does your tummy hurt?
Jack: No, I'm okay. I just had a hairball.

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Whenever Amelie plays with her ring stacker toy, Jack calls it "Ring the Gack."
(We have the only Gack in town!)

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(Overheard in the car on the way to school)

Jack: Mommy, your car is dirty.
Kate: Oh, should we go to the car wash?
J: No, Daddy will do it.
J: Mommy it's snowing!
K: Yes, Jack I see.
J: Maybe the snow will wash the car?
K: Oh, maybe it will be a snow bath!
J: No Mommy. It will be a snow shower. That's what the people on the radio said. We are going to have snow showers.

1 comment:

Eric said...

oh, I so want to build a Gack ring-toss for our back yard (when we have a back yard).