So what the Hell happened to me? I'm sure it puzzles my family. After all, my (almost) seventeen-year-old brother Chris is already a crackin' good welder, and my fifteen-year-old brother Corey is already on his way to becoming an adept mechanic. Now don't get me wrong, I am capable of doing most simple household chores like, say, fixing the shower door.
From what I understand, one of the more amusing aspects of fatherhood is coping with those ominous words "some assembly required." Those simple words combined with my lack of mechanical aptitude often lead to trouble. But living the life of a poor college student, I've become almost competent at assembling those particle board book shelves and desks that use allen wrenches and camlocks. But baby accessories and childrens' toys are a different beast altogether as I am quickly discovering.
So far, Graco products have proved to be the most confounding. This may change as I get more experience assembling things for Jack but, for now, their instructions have led to the most head scratching. As I'm sure you are aware, instruction manuals can be a tad confusing. You read things like "Attach part B42 to part Q3 at a 72 degree angle using part L81 while reciting Ginsberg's Howl."

These pictures are kind of hard to see, but they should give you an idea of Graco's instructions. These are from the Graco "Pack 'n Play." I have it and the stroller mostly put together. Kate was eyeing the stroller nervously while I was putting

I can only imagine it will be in eight years when Jack runs excitedly downstairs on Christmas morning, halts in his tracks, and asks "Daddy? Is that a bicycle? It kind of looks like one but there are no pedals. Is the seat really supposed to be on that side of the handlebars? There sure is a lot of duct tape on it. I told you we should have left Santa Clause milk and not beer!"
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